What can I say about my Eagle One Varla scooter…
My closest friends thought me a fool, when considering the price, and what it does.
And I stopped him,”Nah, nah, nah, nah, let us
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Show More just see what is to come… let’s just see what we get…”
And they all agreed…
It seemed like forever for them to arrive via mail, but it really wasn’t. I think I waited all but a week-a week and a half for it’s arrival from the date of purchase.
It was a simple set up taking all but 15mins to set both up completely.
I called over the naysayers, and upon reveal, their jaws dropped! They couldn’t conceptualize from the pictures online just how large, well designed, user friendly, and just cool AF looking they would be.
I’ve had mine not more than a couple days. First, I went for a romantic ride on bike trails with my lady love, after telling her a surprise was coming, and it delivered and then some. It was a comfortable, fun ride just at a beautiful dusk, and her and I were swept away and intoxicated by the no added freedom in a smooth ride that feels more like flying. I scourge the day this become mundane, I hope I never lose this what I think I could only call twidderpation.
I don’t think I’ve ever had a crush on a machine before, and gotta say it feels weird, and impossible to not experience.
The next day, I needed to find someone that owed me money…
You can’t hide from me…
The Eagle One Varla scooter has upped my game as a ninja…it’s been hard to be humble about it…been then I have NO choice, I didn’t make this amazing, sexy, sophisticated, efficient machine, Varla did…
…but I was savy enough to see it and jump on it.
If what I’ve said isn’t convincing enough, I’ll tell you the applications of this amazing machine are limitless. Think about a neighborhood needing to find a child that has been kidnapped, you don’t think speed and stealth would be a viable commodity in such a situation.
Give Varla your $, who knows what sexy and new innovative machine they’ll give us next, whatever the hell it is, I’m on board.
In the meantime, I will be mounting a horse head (not real), with a torch built in, so he breathes fire, great for any smoke out in obscure places, and of course not attached, just placed. I would never alter their product, and would offer my services to Varla as a ninja to help punish anyone who does…
The horses name will be Bruce Lee Schwarzenegger…
Pics and videos to come…
They also have great customer services, they’ve been really solid by me.
…shit, I feel like I’ve understated the value of this scooter…
…and damn them for letting us have only up to 5✨
Screw your 5✨, I give them infinity! ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨
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